Brothers Come First.

Mood:


Happy and Blissful

Today, i want to say something nice before i die.
LOL, i mean, who knows when we will die?
So, i won't regret anything when i die right?

If I do a Master card Advertisement, It will goes like this:

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One fine day,
if you go on a trip to pasa malam with your friends....

You need transport back and forth:
Bus Fare = $1

When you see your favourite burger:
Ramily = $4

After the burger, you get thirsty:
Coconut juice = $2

After a fine day:
Precious happy times with your brothers = PRICELESS

But everything else, there's master card.

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I had so much fun time with my brothers from 4e5 for the last few weeks.
Played tennis and table tennis.
They are totally fun and enjoyable.
Nothing can compare to it.
We even sacrifice our homework and personal time for it.
I want to Thank them for making everything wonderful....

OH YA!
I forgot to thank all the people for making my stay in 3e5 and 4e5 a wonderful one.
O levels seems like yesterday....
haha
I remember everyone's sitting arrangement!
Lets start from Vincent...

Vincent:
Mouse, fat mouse, Thanks for sharing with me gadget informations, and being a good keeper when we play class soccer.

JiaSheng:
Chiku, thanks for being such a smart guy in class,
you asked lots of intelligent questions that boost our knowledge when the teachers explain the answers. And also, your always laughing idiot face. It brighten the whole class, making it a wonderful environment.

JunYoong:
*****, thanks for being a nice player when we team up for soccer games. TEAM UNCLE ROCKS! And also, your trust for sharing personal stuffs with me.

ZhenGan:
M*N****, thanks for producing the aroma that brighten every's day. The smell, makes our nose breath faster, hasten our blood pumping actions, thus more blood to our brain, making us smarter. Personally, the smell reduce my sleeping time in class. Without you, i won't be able to achieve such a "good" result for O levels.

HuiYing:
"sister", thanks for being a nice "sister". Enjoyed talking on the phone with you, and thanks you for your trust in me. Also, your enthusiasm brought fun to our class, if not our class will be a quiet and dull one. And the motivation you gave me. =D I may buy from you someday.

Alicia:
Baba, thanks for sharing lame jokes with me and make my days happy! And making our life in the class a more lively and enjoyable one!!

SinTing:
LaoDA! JTG salute to you. Your big boss attitude is Solid. Thanks for sharing jokes with me too. And creating a cool atmosphere with your laughters and voice.

Yuping:
Errr... you very quiet... haha but your lame jokes are funny. I will never see you one bus anymore, i will miss you when i go up on a bus on my way home in my new colledge.

BengHow:
MAN U! Your skits and acts never fail to humour the class! Will miss them! Your jokes you shared with the whole class make boring lesson a funner one. THANKS! Hope we can play class soccer again.

JunYang:
MAN U! Haha, thanks for your trust too in telling me your high profile top secret last year. Missed playing soccer with you too. Good luck with your you know what.

WeiMing:
You Evil! Thanks for laughing basketly at shitty people. You amplified the jokes more with yout evil laughters. Missed your beautiful saves you make when playing class soccer. And sorry for slamming your face so many times.

ZhiHong:
Bloody Malaysian GOD =D. REALLY MISSED your style of soccer. You make soccer match awesome and enjoyable! Thanks!

Penny:
Errr.. you so quiet... Thanks for your bloody red face. Make the whole class laugh and had fun during lesson! HACK MATHS LA! HAHAHA!

HuiYi:
Errr... thanks for having an idiotic smiley face on you all the time.

JiaMin:
JayChou! Haha, missed talking with you on the phone too! Thanks for being crazy and really had fun when you are around!

Tarandip:
Thanks for always being there for me...

Yongmei:
LimMeiMei! LOL! Thanks for being such a good partner beside me! And your stylo hair, I will never forget.

Joseph:
JTG, me! I thank myself for being such a joker and clown. And thank myself for sleeping in class. I quite basket, because i sleep so much and i get 11 points, which i don't deserve at all. I want to say sorry to the teachers who taught me, and thanks for the result.

Binghan:
Peanut, i owe you so much. You tried your best to wake me every time i dozed off. Although the effort was futile, but it helps a lot. THANKS, FOR BEING SUCH A NICE PARTNER.

WeiXian:
Thanks for being such a nice and Holy Class moniter. You are not as holy as last time now, haha. Finally, i thank you more for letting me calling you to "shut-up!". HAHAHAHA.

Fiona:
Thanks for laughing at my jokes and being a nice group member when we do group work.

Amira:
Thanks for smiling everywhere you go.

MingYao:
Meow, thanks for Meowing in class.

WeiTing:
Errr? You are Solid.

Edward:
Thanks for being such a MAN in class. And also, for opening a shop and selling chhhheappppp stufff for us when we are hungry. Lastly, for laughing like a mad ass in class.

SokHeng:
Thanks for being my source of inspiration. And generously lending us your space to study. Thanks! And i Love the PUMA shirt you gave me.

JK:
Thanks for being a source of our joke, like how i am a source too for the class. You have been a very nice friend. Hope our days in PJC will be nicer. =D

YongQing:
Thanks for shutting Joel up every now and then. Your holy presence is very important. HAHA

Joel:
Thanks for being such a shit, and a spy at the same time. Your information are 10% useful.. better than nothing i guess. Thanks cousin...

Elizabeth:
Thanks for being a lower profile prefect for the last few months in swiss. It gave us confidence of offending minor offence without fear, and made our stay in Swiss a bit happier. Nothing wrong with minor offences like handphones and all right?

Junhao:
Uncle, i want to thank you for the biology bible, and being a nice teammate when playing class soccer, and being such a nice brother. Life without people like you in the class is hell.

Kahwai:
Thanks for being such an ass. Your GL ness is god like. Thanks for being a nice opponent when playing class soccer. WOOTS!

YongXiang:
Friends for so many years, priviledge to know you. Thanks!

Xuanhan:
Thanks for being a ass in class. Thanks for playing nice piano music when we are stress. Thanks for laughing like a crazy ass too, and your smelly "burp"

Junda:
Thanks.

GuoHui:
Thanks

ZiXian:
Cheese, haha thanks for your soft and cheesy butt. And letting me over-take you as the sleeping god!

Thanks everyone, the teachers, and DVPS.
Always had fun playing with you all.

Where's the Croc Hunter?

BECAUSE THERE'S NO MORE CROC XD

Mood:


Super EXCITED!


Another Sunday...


Today, is not a beautiful day at Dicovery Center.
No rain.
Set up my base properly as usual, in case there are other monsters out there. D=
I got important things to do today.
HOMEWORK!



Ya Maths...
And did you notice, I am not wearing Crocs =]
Study the photo a bit more and remember how i am feeling today.
YES YOU GOT IT!


ITS MANCHESTER UNITED VS LIVERPOOL TONIGHT!
AND LOOK!



HAHA!

LIVERPOOL S***!

THEY ARE GOING TO LOSE! (BY the time i wrote this, MAN U ALREADY OWNED 3-0)
AND WHO SAYS THEY ARE GOING TO WIN?
MAN U MAN U MAN U ROCKS!
SO EXCITED!
CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH TONIGHT'S MATCH!

OKAY, LET'S GET BACK TO WORK.
After doing some maths and reading of "The New Paper",
I had some customers Coming my way.
No croc job.
Just Normal Lifeguard Duty.

I served the 151th customers today.
All 151 were Sastified and Happy.
Until the 152th - 153th.

This family of 4 came to my base and check out the price.
I told them to go into the Retails,
and buy the ticket.
I reminded them to take their heights of their 2 children,
because they look too short.
I'm sure there are below 1.3.
According to regulations, you must be above 1.3 to be able to play the ride.

My partner, who sells the ticket told me this:
They went in, took their heights.
She found out that one kid is below the height.
Then the mother of the family told her that she will play another time with the taller kid.
Thus, they bought 4 tickets, and came to my base.

The first thing they come,
they gave me the tickets,
and asked for a 4-seater boat.
I am very sure they are not 1.3
I am dead sure.
I ask them if their height were accepted.
The mother said, "OH, there just made it!" without blinking her eyes a bit.
I was HELL DEAD SURE they are not above the limit.

If they are not above 1.3m, their legs are not long enough to touch the paddles.
If they are not above 1.3m, they are likely to be childish and naughty kids,
who don't listen to instructions, and get themselves into trouble.
So, if they are not above 1.3m, they are likely to get into DANGER!
As a lifeguard, i cannot allow things like that to happen.
I performed some professionalism, and comms my partner to find out everything.

They lied.
I tried to act blurr.
And only allowed the taller kid and the one adult to go for the ride.
After the ride, they still have 2 more tickets.
They tried to find way and means to get themselves on board,
but i professionally denied them.
SAFETY FIRST BASKETS!
I am doing my job.
The other little boy cried, bacause he can't be let up the boat.
Dear little boy, you have only your daddy and mother to blame.
I know you are crying because your brother got a chance,
but you don't.
I know its unfair.
But who caused this?
Your daddy and mummy, still gave me the black face,
and gave me attitude.
I endured all, and still maintained a smile. =)
IF YOU ARE READING THIS! (maybe when you grow up a little)
FISH YOUR M*M AND D*D!
Blame them ok?
Grow taller and come back next time~!
I give you a free ride =]

Yup, after that, i went on serving 4 more people.
Served 10 people today.
Business is a bit better than usual.
HAHA!

I have to agree with Vincent,
LOTS OF SHITTY PEOPLE EXIST IN THIS WORLD!
The day ended, and i went to buy my Graphic Calculator. =D

Thats' all!

Wacky!

Mood:


Whacky

Today, i Found it hard to wake up.
I wish i can stay in my dream forever.
My brain is totally addicted to dreaming,
it somehow lost trust on reality.
Anything it wants can happen in my dream.
The dream i dreamt today is very beautiful.
HAHA!
Of course, i can't tell it what is it about. =P

I'm totally feeling wacky because,
school is getting fun.
And i won't fall asleep that often in class. XD
REALLY.. i found out a way to keep myself awake.
It actually is a method i long knew.
The method is none other than shaking your leg.
Usually when lecture starts,
my brain will slowly enter a state of relaxation.
Its not totally the air-con's fault,
but because their voices are like lullaby.
If that happens,
my leg will auto shake,
to keep myself awake.
But soon, i will feel it is bad for my image,
and its quite irritating to the poeple sitting beside me.
HAHA.
HOWEVER, WHO CARES man.
I shall shake as hard as i can to keep myself awake.
It helps more when my leg starts to feel tired,
so i can shake with more concentration and force,
to keep the momentum going~!
The vibration keeps me awake.
But when you use biology to analyse it,
shaking the leg,
helps blood ciculation.
This will improve the amount of oxygen going to my brain,
to keep it fresh.
HEH HEH! (for those who dunno biology, too bad D=)

Wacky because i have extra day to have fun.
The hyped up feeling,
bacause when the new week comes,
im gonna work very hard,
exercise hard,
and try to cut down on my time online.

Haiz, sorry for the bad entry today.
No inspiration, as my brain is totally occupied by the thoughts to do well.
Tried to come up with some form of organisation,
and hope it works.
Till the next post.

Random Fact #0001: Texas Instruments Graphic Calculator is one of the best!
Random Fact #0002: Accumulation of random facts starts NOW! Thanks to Vincent for the great idea!
Random Fact #0003: Meeting up with my fellow brothers to play Table Tennis, or just hang out for Ramily Burger is totally PRICELESS!
Random Fact #0004: Jay Chou really rocks! He just rocks.

Tired, Rest, Work, Tired, Rest, Play, Tired..........

Today, we have a New Style of blogging.
Only for today.

Mood:


Funny

Updates:

China Scholars are in my class.
Tony and Alex.
They are Cool.
Tony can juggle a ball well.

I have not bought my Graphic calculator. =[
I bought a Locker!
My class rocks.
I make many Friends.
My Hair Sucks.
I took photo today with my Funky Hair.
I smile like an idiot for my photo.

My leg is healing at last.
Started playing soccer already.
Played soccer 2 times this week with fellows DVPs at CCK.
I can kick better and better each day with my left leg.
I seldom use my right leg.
I'm improcving my new ability.

I can only do 10 pullups
I need to get back my form.
My aim: 20 pullups.

Lots of tutorial not done.
Tommorrow's good Friday.





Tired, Rest, Work, Tired, Rest, Play,
Tired, Rest, Work, Tired, Rest, Play,
Tired, Rest, Work, Tired, Rest, Play,
Tired, Rest, Work, Tired, Rest, Play,
Tired, Rest, Work, Tired, Rest, Play,
Tired, Rest, Work, Tired, Rest, Play,
Tired, Rest, Work, Tired, Rest, Play,
Tired, Rest, Work, Tired, Rest, Play,
Tired, Rest, Work, Tired, Rest, Play,
Tired, Rest, Work, Tired, Rest, Play,
Tired, Rest, Work, Tired, Rest, Work,
Tired, Rest, Work, Tired, Rest, Work,
Tired, Rest, Work, Tired, Rest, Work,
Tired, Rest, Work, Tired, Rest, Work,
Tired, Rest, Work, Tired, Rest, Work,
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Tired, Work, Work, Work, Work, WORK, TIRED,
TIRED, WORK,
TIRED, WORK,
TIRED, WORK,
TIRED, WORK,
TIRED, WORK,
A LEVELS, TIRED,

PLAY?

Normal Day

Today, is not any normal day.
After CCA, i went to play soccer at CCK,
reluctantly.
My leg is still on the verge of recovering,
and i had a date with Joel and Amilyn.
Although reluctant too,
i ended my soccer session after just 15 minutes,
and went to meet my cousin and my new friend.

It was a tiring day too.
And i drifted off to dreamland, underneath the comforts of the chilling air-con.
The cold environment, totally shutdown my conscious brain.
Obviously, i overshot...
Luckily, Joel and Amy called me.
The vibrations of the phone shook the hell out of me.
I only overshot 3 stops.
I took the opposite bus and went back to Albert King Park Macdonald's.
Imagine if no one called me, i would have gone all the way to outer space.

Soon, i reached.
We tried to do some homework.
But of course we can't.
With Joel the "ultimate random ape" in our ranks,
we crapped and got distracted from our work.

Soon, it was dinner time for our hungry friend.
We got out...
And Joel caught some gossips...
There were a group of JC student,
from a top JC ( i shall not name it )..
They laughed at me,
laughed at PJC,
laughed at ACJC.

I was seriously pissed when i hear that.
But I'm happy..
Their words provided me with drive.
Their words guide me with a direction to go.
Their words woke me up from my dreamland.
Their words gave me a start.
I was idle and slacking, don't know how to start my JC life.
They gave me the boost.

To be precise, its not their words that gave me all this.
Their words woke up my long lost spirit of competition.
My brain, reacted to insults and pressure,
gave me feelings,
that boils my blood,
gave me adrenaline rush,
grant me drive and motivation.
Its myself that suddenly realized the real reality of life.
Survival of the Fittest,
Winner wins all,
Loser loses all,
they lose all their dignity.

We know talking won't do or change anything.
It won't change a single fact.
Actions shall.
It is up to me to execute.
And i shall.

This is what's so different about today.
That's it.

Crocodile Hunter Chronicles

Why all the LAME Croc Entries?
This post tells all!
There's 2 reason.

First, is because of 2 little babies.
I met this 2 little kids, during work one day.
They keep telling me there's shark and crocs in the pond.
LOL.
One of them are 5 years old.
Cute little gal.
Keep jumping and telling me there's shark inside! XD

Secondly, STEVE IRWIN IS MY IDOL!


WHY?
Because, i love his hardcore life risking attitude.
TOTALLY FEARLESS.


I love taking risk.
And He takes Holy and Crazy risk,
people call him a insane thrill seeker.
But he call himself an wildlife warrior.
He even tried putting, his own child, a baby into the crocs mouth.
LOL, it caused an uproar!
Child abuse!! XD
He is the ULTIMATE hero!
Steve risked his life to do documentaries.
The Australian said" “If you can’t get wilds into people’s hearts”,
“then we haven’t got a hope in heck of saving them — because people don’t want to save something they don’t know.”
To educate all of us about the wildlife,
he do stunts and skillsful actions.
And sadly, while trying to film "the Oceans's Deadliest",
he got stabbed by a bull stingray.


The things went through his heart.
A sad ending for an ultimate croc hunter.
He will always remain in our heart!

Steve Irwin, naturalist, environmentalist and TV presenter, was born on February 22, 1962. He died on September 4, 2006, aged 44.



Read his Biography
Here

Crocodile Hunter II

DISCLAIMER WARNING: CONTAINS ALMOST TRUE CONTENTS.
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Another Marvelous Sunday!
This time with all my equipments ready!
My ULtimate Croc Stick.
Its looks like a writing pen but it got solid technology inside.
You will know later.



You must be curious how the armours looked like.



3 different size for small, medium and large people.
They are worn to protect the wearer from the Croc's powerful jaws,
and at the same time to keep them afloat,
very different from a normal Lifevest.
HAHA!

Okay!
With my base set up,
I left my armour rack and my bag there,
and set out to find the Croc.

This time, the Croc sensed danger!
It confronted me.
My stick automatic function unleashed!
It extended to a 2 m long pole.
Now i am all ready to combat that asshole.



As my stick grew longer, the croc started to back off.
I stared right into the crocs eyes.
I stared and stared...



And "snap",
not the jaws,
but my fingers.
With a snap of my fingers,
the croc fell alsleep.

I used my walkie-talkie,
and comms for my companies' chopper to come.
Soon, it came.
I can't take photos of the helicopter,
because the winds produced by the blades are too strong.
I can't keep my eyes open at all.
When i could open my eyes again,
the motionless body of the croc is already gone.
However my auto camera did managed to catch its awesome tail.



YESH, I managed to subdue the reptile.
With my trademark Victory post,



I went to rest.
As eye hypnotising, uses a lot of energy.

Thus, my job is done here.
but i can still explore the souless reserve.
After a 2 hour nap,
i proceeded to find some animals or plants
Here are some species i found:









Those are all plants species.
I did managed to find some really colourful birds and lizards,
buy my camera is too weak and retarded to catch them in action.
I shall ask HQ for a better camera.XD
till next week.
bye!

RAMILY RUMBLE

After a nice DOTA match yesterday,
and an hour long of TCS (talking cock session),
Joel decided to come over to the pasarmalam near my house for supper.
I was grounded.
But i crapped a reason to get out.
I told my mum, i need to return a emergency handbook,
A free hand book given out by civil defence.
LOL, of course my mum didn't believe.
I still dashed out anyway.
Yes, just the both of us,
and he demanded RAMILY BURGER!



Joel treated me.
We brought 2 "special burgers".



After paying, the Malay aunty gave us extra change.
Joel didn't admit, he kept the extra.
After walking further, we started laughing,
because we got a 20cents offer.
LOL, we are damn dishonest.
Our 10 years of education has gone down to the canal right beside the pasarmalam.
Whos knows, maybe the aunty really gave us discount! XD

Later we went to find a spot,
to sit down comfortably and enjoy our burger.
Joel started eating.



It seriously looks delicious!
AND it is really heavenly..
the extra added myonise and black pepper sauce,
TOTALL OWNS OUR TASTEBUDS.



Every bite will cause the delicious but fattening sauces to ooze out of the burger.
Yum yum!

And RAMILY gave us a surprise present!!



RAMILY UNDIES!!

AND LOOK WHOSE WEARING IT! ( SENSORED VERSION! )
Scroll further for uncensored version!



UNCENSORED!


RAMILY MAN!!
YAYA... another 50 rounds to burn the fats off.....
RAMILY BURGERS JUST PWNED JOEL AND JOSEPH's HEADS!

after eating the burger,
we went home separately......

Let's Stop Wasting time!

Lets click on "ye ye pao de cha" on my songlist at the side.
And follow the lyrics below.
Doubt you all can follow the speed of his rappings =D.
So, do it a few times.

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爺爺泡的茶 | Ye Ye Pao De Cha | Grandpa's Tea
Other Translations: none

曲: 周杰倫
Qu: Zhou Jie Lun
Music: Jay Chou

詞：方文山
Ci: Fang Wen Shan
Lyrics: Vincent Fang

Translation: wackycashew - www.jay-chou.net

爺爺泡的茶
ye ye pao de cha
The tea made by grandpa

有一種味道叫做家
you yi zhong wei dao jiao zuo jia
Has the flavour of home

陸羽泡的茶
lu yu pao de cha
The tea made by Lu Yu

聽說名和利都不拿
ting shuo ming he li dou bu na
Heard that he didn’t want fame and fortune

爺爺泡的茶
ye ye pao de cha
The tea made by grandpa

有一種味道叫做家
you yi zhong wei dao jiao zuo jia
Has the flavour of home
(echo: The tea made by grandpa, its taste and flavour are not bad)

陸羽泡的茶
lu yu pao de cha
The tea made by Lu Yu

像幅潑墨的山水畫
xiang fu po mo de san shui hua
Is like a landscape painting in black ink

Verse 1

山泉
shan quan
Mountain springs

在地表蜿蜒
zai di biao wan yan
Flowing on the earth’s surface

從很久很久以前
cong hen jiu hen jiu yi qian
Starting from a long, long time ago

我有一張稚氣的臉
wo you yi zhang zhi qi de lian
I have a childish face

泉水滲透進礦層巖
quan shui shen tou jin kuang guai yan
Spring water is absorbed into the mine layer

爺爺栽種的樟木樹苗上面
ye ye zai zhong de zhang mu shu miao shang mian
On top of the cedar wood tree seedling planted by grandpa

猶記得那年
you ji de na nian
I can still somewhat remember that year

在一個雨天
zai yi ge yu tian
On a rainy day

那七歲的我躲在屋簷卻一直
na qi sui de wo duo zai wu yan que yi zhi
That seven-year-old me was hiding in the attic, but really

想去蕩鞦韆
xiang que dang qui qian
Wanted to play on the swing

爺爺抽著煙
ye ye chou zhe yan
Grandpa was smoking

說唐朝陸羽寫茶經三卷
shuo tang chao lu yu xie cha jing san juan
Saying that Tang Dynasty’s Lu Yu wrote three scrolls for the book on tea

流傳了千年
liu chuan le qian nian
Been passed down for a thousand years

* (記得) 那天
*(chian nian) na tian
* (remember) That day

我翻閱字典
wo fan yue zi dian
I was reading the dictionary

查什麼字眼
cha shen me zi yan
Looking up some word

形容一件事很遙遠
xing rong yi jian shi hen yao yuan
To describe a matter has long passed

天邊
tian bian
The edge of the sky

是否在海角對面
shi fou zai hai jiao dui mian
Is it across from the corner of the sea

直到九歲才知道浪費時間
zhi dao jiu sui cai zi dao lang fei shi jian
I know that when I was nine, I realized that I was wasting time

這茶桌樟木的橫切面
zhe cai zhuo zhang mu de heng qie mian
This tea table’s cedar wood’s horizontal prints

年輪有二十三圈
nian lun yo er shi san quan
Has 23 tree rings

鏡頭的另一邊跳接我成熟的臉
jing tou de ling yi bian tiao jie wo cheng shou de lian
On the other side of the lens, captures my mature face

經過這些年
jing kuo zhe xie nian
Going through these years

爺爺的手繭
ye ye de shou chian
The callus on grandpa’s hands

泡在水裡會有茶色蔓延
pao zai shui li hui yo cha se man yan
When soaked in water, there will be tea color spreading

# 爺爺泡的茶
#ye ye pao de cha
# The tea made by grandpa

有一種味道叫做家
you yi zhong wei dao jiao zuo jia
Has the flavour of home

(沒法挑剔它 口感味覺還不差)
(mei fa tiao ti ta kou gan wei jue hai bu cha)
(No way to criticize it, its taste and flavor are not bad)

陸羽泡的茶
lu yu pao de cha
The tea made by Lu Yu

聽說名和利都不拿
ting shuo ming he li dou bu na
Heard that he didn’t want fame and fortune

(他牽著一匹瘦馬走天涯
(ta chian zhe / yi pi shou / ma zou tian ya)
(He leads a skinny horse to travel around the world)

爺爺泡的茶
ye ye pao de cha
The tea made by grandpa

有一種味道叫做家
you yi zhong wei dao jiao zuo jia
Has the flavor of home

(他滿頭白髮 喝茶時不准說話)
(ta man tou bai fa he cha shi bu zhun shuo hua)
(His head full of white hair, when drinking tea not allowed to talk)

陸羽泡的茶
lu yu pao de cha
The tea made by Lu Yu

像幅潑墨的山水畫
xiang fu po mo de san shui hua
Is like a landscape painting in black ink

(唐朝千年的風沙 現在還在刮)
(tang chao qian nian de feng sha xian zai hai zai gua)
(Tang Dynasty’s thousand-year wind and sand, still blowing now)

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啦啦~ 啦啦啦啦啦~ 啦啦~
lala~ lalalalala~ lala~
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This song is really great.
Its from Jay Chou's 4th album.

So long since I took it out to listen.
Its gives me some old memories of the times when i was young.

When i listen to this song,
I get a little emotional inside. (yup, emo-ing)

It gives me a guilty feeling,
of how much precious time i have been wasting.
Time flies, people dies.
I must seize every minute,
every second.

It gives me a very familiar feeling,
of how childishly i enjoyed playing.
Listening it in the outdoors, and indoors.
Make me miss the fun times i had with my family,
and friends.

Its give me a very joyful feeling,
of how life is in the making.
Makes me excited and interested,
To achieve more in acdemics,
and in life.

You may wonder how the songs gives me so much feelings. LOL.
I also don't know.
Its very complicated =D

I can understand Jaychou's or the author's (dunno who) feelings when making this song.
It feel's like he is missing his Grandad,
and how he misses his tea.
Can feel that he really respect and look up to him.
Someone who is very humble.
Who make nice tea for his grandson to drink. =)
Jaychou must have learn a lot from his grandad.
His Grandad thought him wonderful history of China,
that spurred him and movtivated him to absorb more knowledge.

Its a bit sad because i don't get to see my grandad from young.
It would really be cool, to get to know my grandad and my ancestors.

I'm also feel sorry for ****,
who just lost her grandad.
Hope, you are okay.

HAHA, guys, I'm not abnormal.
You guys must be feeling really wierd after reading this post.
Must be thinking "What's wrong with Joseph?"
LOL, I'm still me,
I do emo like JK or Junda,
Just that they show it out (no offence).
And just that you guys don't see me Emo.
because i don't use that to attract attention. XD

BTW, Jaychou Rocks!
Enjoy the song and the lyrics.
Tresure your family and friends.
Time to stop wasting time and study hard!

RANDOM FACTS:

#01: Doubles Table Tennis is fun =D
#02: March Holidays ending =[
#03: NONE OF JAYCHOU'S SONGS SUCKS!
#04: ALL JAYCHOU'S SONGS ROCKS! =D =D =D

HOLY SHIT!

Hi!
I have been taking a 2 day break from blog posts,
after that lame Crocodile entry XD.

So many COOL things had happened.
Its time to put them into my garden. =D

Firstly, I BROKE THE RECORD!
The re-action test game in my blog under media, got it?
IT was holy shit.
Take a look at the timing!



TOTAL OWNAGE!
Bet you guys can't do it.
Under drug influnce and Red bull...
I managed to break the human limits..
and set a record!

0.031 seconds!!!!
Totally awesome.
I hit it after 1000 tries.

The second cool thing is on 11/3/2008.
On 11/3/2008,
we had a meeting again, to play tennis.
This time we started at 10am at Joel's house.
His condominium is just like a Amazon Basin.
Trees all over, and very run down.
Like a ancient civilisation amongst the amazon trees.

Mosquitoes swam around the area.
And poor Joseph...
He has sweet blood.
Mosquitoes love sweet blood,
they hunted Joseph down,
leaving him scratching at those nasty bites.
But we still have to thank joel for being a nice host,
and lending us his tennis court for free.
Being free, beats its being old. XD

We played fixtures.. soon it rained.
We were getting hungry too.
The rain got heavier and heavier...
We ran for cover.. and raced out of the compound,
and into the bus shelter.
Vincent make a mistake by guiding us to the wrong place for lunch,
a place where the food are expensive
We blamed him.. but its not totally his fault.
He must be too hungry...
And he must be wishing to eat his favourite food there.

Later, we got out of that place, and went to Bukit Panjang Plzza.
We had a feeding frenzy.
After about an hour or so,
the rain was getting smaller already.
When we got of the center,
We found that the rain had stopped.

Our company got on the bus, and headed straight back to Amazon. XD
We did some crazy labour.
Took brooms to sweep the court out of tree leaves,
and took rollers to push the rain water out of the way.
It was all nice, and we thought our efforts paid off.
Then it started raining, AGAIN!
There goes our efforts.
Now we know how the foreign workers clean up rubbish that cannot be finish,
rubbish dumped infinitely by us.
We must learn not to litter. =]
Although the rain started again,
some of us still continued playing.
Especially Peanut, who got his who body drenched in rain water,
and of course, sweat.
Heaven had not been nice to us,
we abandoned court,
and brain-stormed for wet weather programme.

We tried gym,
but got chased out.
Later Joel, suggested playing table tennis.
And this is when COOL things start to happen.

We found out that Joel is a SOLID and PROFESSIONAL table tennis player.
He strokes were elegant, and each return contained the thirst to kill the opponent.
He smacked the harmless tennis ball with such force,
that the white ball travelled like a bullet,
producing noises as it passes your ears.
His service is sometime unstoppable.
Junhao is also another skillful player.
However, our dear cousin, shined better than him.
No one would have expected Joel to own in table tennis.
No one would have expected him to play so well since he sucked at other sports.
It was totally eye openning and jaw dropping!
Both of them are school team players in their primary school.
Really impressive!

We also tried out the interesting sport.
It wasn't easy as it looks.
The way Joel adds spin to every one of his stroke as definitely too profile for us.
We couldn't even serve the ball well.
But soon enough, as fast leaners,
we got the hang of another new sport.
And played some challedging table tennis.
Joel even introduce to us the points systems and rules of the game!
Although, we are noobs, we enjoyed everything!

Next time i would post his pictures here, once i got them from JK.

Ya cool things happened.
But Junhao lost his precious phone during our fun time.
He couldn't find it, after leaving it somewhere.
Hope he gets a better phone XD

Cool things last.
Oh well, im getting bored anyway.
Till the next entry! =]

Joseph the Crocodile Hunter

Its another beautiful Sunday again.
I am working part time at Singapore Discovery Center.
As a Lifeguard...
but.. i have a secret job...
Don't tell anyone...
I'm a Crocodile Hunter.
What an extrordinary occupation.
But my lifeguard job is already an unique one,
that's why i have the ability to have a secret occupations.

Lets take a look at my base.



And my camp is situated inside...



I loaded my camera and ready to go!
My mission is to find a big crocodile size 2m.
It was sighted by two 6 years old kids last week.
They told me they found them near the fountain. XD
Its a job as a crocodile hunter to keep the Center safe.



I roared as i head out, to find the crocodile and Discover in Discovery Center....

First i came across a super cute grasshopper.
To me, it looks quite deformed.
It has a big head...



Next, i found a dead millipede on the floor..
Its body looks fresh, must have died recently..
This poor guy must have been threatened by the presence of the crocodile...
He must have died because of the Croc's deadly arua...



It must be nearby...



Opps, not this Croc.
Hmmm, maybe its my shoes' presense that killed it...
I continue exploring, and came to the land near the waters.
Something white suddenly caught my eyes.
Although its small, but it sure is beautiful =D



Its so small.. this is the size compared to my walkie-talkie.



I continued exploring around.
And found an small and ugly snail...



It felt empty,
my finger makes noises when it collided with the shell.
It has no flesh inside..
Another clue that the crocodile really exist in this lake.
As i look into the water for clues or footprints on the mudbed,
i saw watersnails.. infesting a plastic bag.



Next, something red caught my sight.



As i look closer, i saw a disgusting sight...
Eggs of snails...



Ewwww......
Suddenly, i felt a change of mood around me.
Birds started flying around..
I look into a water.. and i saw something...
something that's strike fear in every organism around me...



OMG.. its the back of the croc.
I check my body for my croc stick (a stick to restrain crocs),
but its nowhere to be found.
I must have forgotten to bring... -.-
To my surprise, IT STARTED TO RAIN. I RAN FOR COVER!
Leaving the croc behind.



Under my base shelter...
the scene looks really nice.



Then, my boss told me to head back into the center to help out.
By now, the croc is nowhere to be seen.
I felt disappointed, so i walked into the rain...
letting the droplets, pat me and console me.
While i walked, i came across a cute froggy.



And i watched TV inside the stuff resting area during lunch.



Soon, the rain stopped.
I decided to give up finding the croc.
Finding it would be dangerous too.
And, funny weather, its drizzling again....
I Went back to base shelter and sat there.
I went around again, and came across a beautiful stretch of flowering plants.



Quite common, but
it looks bright and colourful...



And i came across a lot of organisms and creepy crawlies.






and my most hated - houseflies...

After discovering so much animals, i was hungry,
and i gobbled up the whole pack of...
what i call the "fish strings"
Super nice!!



DING DONG! It was time to go home after 9 hours of work.
Although, i couldn't punish the croc for scaring the children.
I shall do it next week XD
WATCH OUT STUPID CROC...