Where's the Croc Hunter?

BECAUSE THERE'S NO MORE CROC XD

Mood:


Super EXCITED!


Another Sunday...


Today, is not a beautiful day at Dicovery Center.
No rain.
Set up my base properly as usual, in case there are other monsters out there. D=
I got important things to do today.
HOMEWORK!



Ya Maths...
And did you notice, I am not wearing Crocs =]
Study the photo a bit more and remember how i am feeling today.
YES YOU GOT IT!


ITS MANCHESTER UNITED VS LIVERPOOL TONIGHT!
AND LOOK!



HAHA!

LIVERPOOL S***!

THEY ARE GOING TO LOSE! (BY the time i wrote this, MAN U ALREADY OWNED 3-0)
AND WHO SAYS THEY ARE GOING TO WIN?
MAN U MAN U MAN U ROCKS!
SO EXCITED!
CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH TONIGHT'S MATCH!

OKAY, LET'S GET BACK TO WORK.
After doing some maths and reading of "The New Paper",
I had some customers Coming my way.
No croc job.
Just Normal Lifeguard Duty.

I served the 151th customers today.
All 151 were Sastified and Happy.
Until the 152th - 153th.

This family of 4 came to my base and check out the price.
I told them to go into the Retails,
and buy the ticket.
I reminded them to take their heights of their 2 children,
because they look too short.
I'm sure there are below 1.3.
According to regulations, you must be above 1.3 to be able to play the ride.

My partner, who sells the ticket told me this:
They went in, took their heights.
She found out that one kid is below the height.
Then the mother of the family told her that she will play another time with the taller kid.
Thus, they bought 4 tickets, and came to my base.

The first thing they come,
they gave me the tickets,
and asked for a 4-seater boat.
I am very sure they are not 1.3
I am dead sure.
I ask them if their height were accepted.
The mother said, "OH, there just made it!" without blinking her eyes a bit.
I was HELL DEAD SURE they are not above the limit.

If they are not above 1.3m, their legs are not long enough to touch the paddles.
If they are not above 1.3m, they are likely to be childish and naughty kids,
who don't listen to instructions, and get themselves into trouble.
So, if they are not above 1.3m, they are likely to get into DANGER!
As a lifeguard, i cannot allow things like that to happen.
I performed some professionalism, and comms my partner to find out everything.

They lied.
I tried to act blurr.
And only allowed the taller kid and the one adult to go for the ride.
After the ride, they still have 2 more tickets.
They tried to find way and means to get themselves on board,
but i professionally denied them.
SAFETY FIRST BASKETS!
I am doing my job.
The other little boy cried, bacause he can't be let up the boat.
Dear little boy, you have only your daddy and mother to blame.
I know you are crying because your brother got a chance,
but you don't.
I know its unfair.
But who caused this?
Your daddy and mummy, still gave me the black face,
and gave me attitude.
I endured all, and still maintained a smile. =)
IF YOU ARE READING THIS! (maybe when you grow up a little)
FISH YOUR M*M AND D*D!
Blame them ok?
Grow taller and come back next time~!
I give you a free ride =]

Yup, after that, i went on serving 4 more people.
Served 10 people today.
Business is a bit better than usual.
HAHA!

I have to agree with Vincent,
LOTS OF SHITTY PEOPLE EXIST IN THIS WORLD!
The day ended, and i went to buy my Graphic Calculator. =D

Thats' all!